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15 Historical Myths You Probably Believe—But Are Totally Wrong

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Christian Wiedeck, M.Sc.

Vikings Wore Horned Helmets

Vikings Wore Horned Helmets (image credits: wikimedia)
Vikings Wore Horned Helmets (image credits: wikimedia)

The image of Vikings wearing horned helmets is everywhere—from Halloween costumes to Hollywood movies. But it’s completely false. There’s no evidence that Viking warriors ever wore helmets with horns. This myth started in the 1800s, when costume designers for an opera added horns to make Vikings look more dramatic. Real Viking helmets were simple, made of iron or leather, and designed for practical protection, not style. It’s like imagining a knight in full armor wearing a clown wig—dramatic, but not practical.

Napoleon Was Short

Napoleon Was Short (image credits: wikimedia)
Napoleon Was Short (image credits: wikimedia)

Napoleon Bonaparte is often called a “short man,” and the term “Napoleon complex” is used to describe people who act tough to make up for their size. But Napoleon wasn’t actually short for his time. He stood about 5 feet 6 or 7 inches, which was average height for a Frenchman in the 1800s. Confusion came from a mix-up in French and British measurements, and from British propaganda that painted him as small to make him seem weak. Imagine calling someone average height short—it just doesn’t add up!

People in the Middle Ages Believed the Earth Was Flat

People in the Middle Ages Believed the Earth Was Flat (image credits: pexels)
People in the Middle Ages Believed the Earth Was Flat (image credits: pexels)

You’ve probably heard that medieval people thought the Earth was flat. But most educated people knew it was round. In fact, scholars as far back as Ancient Greece had already figured this out. By the Middle Ages, it was common knowledge among scientists and sailors. The myth likely came from later historians who wanted to make earlier generations look foolish. It’s like thinking everyone in the past was clueless about the world around them, which simply isn’t true.

The Great Wall of China Is Visible from Space

The Great Wall of China Is Visible from Space (image credits: unsplash)
The Great Wall of China Is Visible from Space (image credits: unsplash)

Many people believe the Great Wall of China is the only man-made object visible from space, but this isn’t true. Astronauts have confirmed that it’s very hard to see the wall with the naked eye from low Earth orbit. It’s too narrow and blends in with the natural landscape. Cities, highways, and airports are actually easier to spot. It’s like trying to see a single thread on a quilt from across the room—impossible without a closer look.

Marie Antoinette Said, “Let Them Eat Cake”

Marie Antoinette Said, “Let Them Eat Cake” (image credits: wikimedia)
Marie Antoinette Said, “Let Them Eat Cake” (image credits: wikimedia)

This quote has become famous as a symbol of royal ignorance, but there’s no evidence that Marie Antoinette ever said it. The phrase was written in a book by Jean-Jacques Rousseau when she was just a child. Historians believe it was attributed to her later as a way to stir anger during the French Revolution. While she was wealthy and out of touch, the quote itself is a myth. It’s like blaming someone for a rumor they never started.

George Washington Had Wooden Teeth

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George Washington Had Wooden Teeth (image credits: pexels)

It’s a well-known story that George Washington had wooden teeth, but it’s not accurate. His false teeth were made of a mix of materials, including ivory, gold, lead, and even human teeth. Wood was never one of them. The idea probably came from how the dentures looked—they stained easily, which made them look dark and wooden. It’s like mistaking a shadow for a solid object because you didn’t look closely enough.

Witches Were Burned in Salem

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Witches Were Burned in Salem (image credits: wikimedia)

The Salem witch trials were a tragic chapter in American history, but contrary to popular belief, none of the accused witches were burned at the stake. In 1692, 19 people were hanged, and one man was crushed to death. Burning at the stake was more common in Europe, but not in colonial New England. It’s a grim reminder of how stories can become exaggerated over time.

Columbus Discovered America

Columbus Discovered America (image credits: wikimedia)
Columbus Discovered America (image credits: wikimedia)

Christopher Columbus never actually reached the mainland of North America. He landed in the Caribbean islands in 1492, including what is now the Bahamas and parts of Central and South America. Indigenous peoples had been living in the Americas for thousands of years, and Leif Erikson, a Norse explorer, likely reached Canada around 500 years before Columbus. It’s like giving credit to someone for inventing the wheel when it was already rolling.

The Trojan Horse Was a Real Object

The Trojan Horse Was a Real Object (image credits: wikimedia)
The Trojan Horse Was a Real Object (image credits: wikimedia)

The story of the Trojan Horse—a giant wooden horse used to sneak Greek soldiers into Troy—is one of the most famous tales from ancient history. But there’s no solid evidence it actually happened. Most historians believe it’s a metaphor or symbolic story, not a real event. The horse might represent a trick or weapon, but not an actual structure. It’s like believing in unicorns because they make a great story.

Einstein Failed Math as a Child

Einstein Failed Math as a Child (image credits: wikimedia)
Einstein Failed Math as a Child (image credits: wikimedia)

Albert Einstein is often used as an example of someone who failed early in life but later succeeded. The story that he failed math in school is completely false. Einstein was actually very good at math from a young age, even learning calculus as a teenager. He once said, “I never failed in mathematics. Before I was fifteen I had mastered differential and integral calculus.” It’s like saying a chef can’t cook because they once burned toast.

Gladiators Fought to the Death Every Time

Gladiators Fought to the Death Every Time (image credits: pexels)
Gladiators Fought to the Death Every Time (image credits: pexels)

We often picture Roman gladiators as fighting to the death in every match, but this wasn’t always the case. Gladiators were expensive to train and maintain, so organizers didn’t want them to die unless necessary. Many fights ended with one fighter surrendering or being spared by the crowd or emperor. Death matches did happen—but not as often as movies suggest. It’s like assuming every sports game ends in a brawl—exciting, but not true.

Medieval People Didn’t Bathe

Medieval People Didn’t Bathe (image credits: wikimedia)
Medieval People Didn’t Bathe (image credits: wikimedia)

People often believe that everyone in the Middle Ages was filthy and never bathed, but that’s not true. Bathing was common in many parts of medieval Europe, especially among the wealthy. Public bathhouses existed in towns and cities, and people used them regularly until the plague and religious changes made them less popular. It’s like thinking everyone was dirty simply because they didn’t have modern plumbing.

The First Thanksgiving Was a Peaceful Celebration

The First Thanksgiving Was a Peaceful Celebration (image credits: wikimedia)
The First Thanksgiving Was a Peaceful Celebration (image credits: wikimedia)

We often imagine the Pilgrims and Native Americans sharing a friendly meal in 1621. While a feast did take place, it was not the harmonious holiday we’re told. The Pilgrims were struggling to survive, and their relationship with Native tribes was complex and sometimes violent. The image of a peaceful, joyful first Thanksgiving was largely created later to promote national unity. It’s like painting a rosy picture over a complicated history.

Nero Played the Fiddle While Rome Burned

Nero Played the Fiddle While Rome Burned (image credits: wikimedia)
Nero Played the Fiddle While Rome Burned (image credits: wikimedia)

The story goes that Emperor Nero played his fiddle while Rome burned in 64 CE. But fiddles didn’t even exist yet—they were invented over 1,000 years later. In truth, Nero may not have even been in Rome when the fire started. Some reports say he rushed back to help the victims. While he wasn’t a beloved leader, this myth is likely Roman propaganda. It’s like blaming someone for a crime they weren’t even present to commit.

Vikings Were Dirty and Uncivilized

Vikings Were Dirty and Uncivilized (image credits: wikimedia)
Vikings Were Dirty and Uncivilized (image credits: wikimedia)

Vikings are often portrayed as wild, dirty, and savage, but historical evidence shows that they were actually quite clean and organized. Archaeologists have found combs, tweezers, and even ear cleaners in Viking graves. They bathed regularly—once a week, which was more than most Europeans at the time. Vikings also had a complex legal system and engaged in trade, farming, and exploration. It’s like discovering your messy neighbor is actually a neat freak behind closed doors.

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